Is NSERC’s matchmaking effort leading to too many free one-night stands?

In order to fulfill its new self-imposed mandate as a pro-active matchmaker between academic researchers and industrial outlets, NSERC introduced three years ago a program that essentially picks up the entire tab for a “first date”, albeit blind or not, between the two “pretenders”. The ultimate goal is to get the industrial partner interested enough to come back for “encores” with his/her “academic mate” in a new relationship, where this time around the taxpayer (NSERC) “only” pays for two-thirds of the bills. But what if the scheme is not working as planned and what if NSERC is ending up paying for mere one-night stands? Continue reading

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When the appointed can fire the elected

This is not another post on how the commissioners of the European Union proceeded to essentially “fire” the elected prime ministers of Greece and Italy. This is about the new state of affairs in British Columbia’s public institutions for advanced education. Courtesy of the provincial government, there are now two classes of faculty members in BC’s universities, and there are two classes of members on their Board of Governors. Just when I thought I knew enough about the latter.  Continue reading

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Living out of a suitcase for so many good reasons

It is only 4:00 am (Pacific time) on this chilly Sunday morning, yet I am surrounded by many of British Columbia’s academic elite. Actually, we are flying back home from Ottawa, all eager to get back early enough to catch a few weekend hours with our families. VPs, colleagues, and friends were all attending the 2011 induction ceremony of the Royal Society of Canada. At least it was a party and not the usual Ottawa committee meetings that West coasters learned to love and hate. But my own marathon had started a week earlier. Continue reading

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How to build yourself a facility on campus if you must

The process of getting “yourself” or your department a building at a university is an enigma to most. The projects can vary from being a complex to house a major academic unit, to an infrastructure that suits your own “pet project”, albeit an institute, a research center, a power plant, or an exhibition hall. I say, “yourself”, because any project of that sort needs a champion, a dedicated and determined person (preferably a megalomaniac), who is willing to go through all the hoops.  There are however a few  “tricks” that can help move the process along, an “underground guide” if you will. Take it from a seasoned observer who has been witnessing a bunch of these things lately. “BoG noblesse et experience oblige”. Continue reading

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The wake-up call from a crumbling ceiling

“Dear all, The east entrance, in front of the men’s washroom of Math Annex, a portion of the ceiling has come apart and fell to the ground. This area is now out of bounds and considered to be unsafe. We have locked the east entrance doors and have blocked off the area, which also means the men’s washroom is out of service.” Continue reading

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The spoken word vs. modern-day centurions

The best speeches are not originating these days from the Palace of Westminster, the French National Assembly, or the US senate. And they are definitely not features of Question Period in our own House of Commons. Strasbourg has supplanted Rome as the hotbed of oratory, and  European Union bureaucrats seem to have replaced Roman generals on the receiving end of well articulated and eloquent verbal assaults. José Manuel Durão Barroso is becoming the Marcus Antonius of our era, and move over Cicero, as here come Daniel Cohn-Bendit and Nigel Farage. Continue reading

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I like the new “Google Scholar Citations”

Using “Google scholar” has always been a most frustrating experience. My publications/citations got always mixed with those of a cardiologist cousin of mine in Paris, and those of a childhood friend who founded a publishing house in London. But who am I to complain? You don’t need more than one hand to count the number of publishing “Ghoussoubs”  in this world. Think about Joe Smith or X.X. Chen. Fortunately, Google and Microsoft have teamed up to come to the rescue. Continue reading

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In praise of Mr. Goodyear

The early days of Gary Goodyear as Minister of State for Science and Technology were on the rocky side. A well publicized stormy meeting with a CAUT delegation, and a reported attempt to intervene in a peer-review process may have been lapses in judgment, but nothing beyond what you’d expect from a novice minister of state. Fast forward 4 short years and Gary Goodyear has become all but her Majesty’s “Godfather of Science and Technology” in Canada, with all the good stuff that often comes with the presence of such a figure. Continue reading

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Berkeley: An intellectual crossroad between the 99% and the 1%

Last Friday, I gave a talk at the Mathematical Sciences Research Institute (MSRI) in Berkeley, California. That the talk was at 11:00 am on 11/11/11 was a pure coincidence. That it started 11 minutes late was not. But “numerology” is not the subject of this post, since I am one of the 100% of mathematicians who cannot “logically” believe in that nonsense.

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Stop wasting researchers’ time

“It might be high time for Statistics Canada to start collecting data and measure the thousands of hours wasted by Canada’s researchers in filling forms and preparing proposals that lead to nowhere.”  That’s what I wrote many posts ago in, “The downhill race between NSERC and CIHR”, after learning that the CIHR’s success rate for this year’s individual Operating Grants competition was down to 15% (and the ensuing petition). But this turned out to be the tip of the iceberg. Continue reading

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Canada’s granting councils: “Mission drift” and inadequate governance

“The granting councils have played a pivotal role in developing both talent and ideas for Canada’s innovation agenda. Their core raison d’être has been and remains investigator-initiated research of both a basic and applied nature, and each needs to continue to be generously supported. However, there has been mission drift for the granting councils, as they have responded to pressure from government to be more business facing. While some business-facing programs might appropriately be under the aegis of the granting councils going forward, there is a need to clarify their mandates …” Continue reading

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The market for free money is infinite

The latest issue of “Contact” announces that only half of the $15-million federal increase to NSERC’s budget is going to the “Discovery Grant” program, even though the number of applicants to that program keeps increasing –from 3300 in 2010, to 3482 in 2011, to 3900 applicants for the 2012 competition. The other half of the new funding will be used for Collaborative R&D Grants, Industrial Research Chairs, and for the new kid on the granting block, NSERC’s most recent pride and joy, the “Engage” program. To the NSERC folks, the latter grants are pocket money for a “first date” with industry. To others, it is nothing but a “free lunch” paid for by the Canadian taxpayer. Continue reading

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Andy Rooney and the skills required for fame

Andy Rooney, a fixture of CBS for over 30 years died on Friday at the age of 92. I confess that he had been one of my favorite American characters ever since I landed on this continent 35 years ago. Was it because he seemed to always be able to speak his mind on “60 minutes”, whenever “the urge hits him”?  Was he the American substitute of Charlie Hebdo’s Professeur Choron, who provided my daily dose of  “Bête et méchant” during my student years in Paris? On the subject of higher education –supposedly relevant to this “Piece of Mind”– the NYT reminds us that Rooney once said:

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Orgasmic mathematics

No, I am not talking about the ordinary tale of the love, passion and mathematics triangle. Nor am I talking about the film, “The Rites of Love and Math” where, having realized that they are seeing each other for the last time, the Mathematician and Mariko make love more passionately than ever, before he tattoos his mathematical equation on her body.  “Their love will live in this formula engraved on her beautiful body…” I am talking about experiences most mathematicians go through much more often than you think, yet they talk about them much less often than they should. Continue reading

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A bottle of wine for the mathematicians!

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The waitress suddenly interrupted our lively conversation. My discussions with Helmut -a fellow mathematician and a friend for more than 25 years, who looks like a cross between St John the Baptist and Attila the Hunt– are always loud, boisterous, happy and kind of therapeutic. “The gentleman on the table over there would like to offer you a bottle of wine of your choice,” she said.  We looked at each other surprised and almost in shock. “Are you sure?”   Continue reading

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The Tri-Council and CFI show Flaherty three “key directions to prosperity”

The joint pre-budget submission by NSERC, CIHR, SSHRC and CFI to the House of Commons Standing Committee on Finance is now public. Entitled, BUILDING PROSPERITY, 
Research is building a brighter future for Canadians”, the document is supposed to be the 2012 manifesto of the official gatekeepers of Canada’s research community. Between an inaugural quote by Minister Goodyear and a concluding one by the Prime minister (“Comme il se doit”), the document provides Flaherty three “key directions to prosperity”.  While the first recommendation is an old refrain, the other two may be promising … if only their argumentation made any sense. Continue reading

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The real cost of non-affordable housing in and around UBC

One colleague wrote, “I think you will find many [such] stories among recent hires at UBC who left us due to the real estate woes, or candidates we wanted to attract who took a look at the housing prices and voted with their feet.”  Welcome to the UBC paradox: A remarkably land rich university that is running the risk of losing its competitive edge because of the prohibitive cost of its own real estate. Continue reading

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Could this video also be about the rest of us?

Sometime between 2500 BC and 2000 BC, humanity took a giant leap forward, as our ancestors started understanding that numbers were pure abstractions and that one system alone was enough to count everything, i.e., the same number can be applied to three cows, three farmers, three houses, etc.  Think how revolutionary and abstract was the idea that a certain number of coins could represent a certain amount of goods. The so-called “digital economy” is now upon us. Continue reading

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The “dirty reality” of math and science

“What were you doing in Montréal?” I asked. “I gave a plenary lecture at the Congress of the Mathematical Association of Quebec on ‘L’erreur en Mathématiques’ … and I cited you a lot :)”. My friend was only half-joking! What he was talking about is how historic mistakes by illustrious mathematicians (such as Henri Lebesgue and Henri Poincaré) have been particularly crucial for the development of mathematics. Then I remembered Shechtman’s remarkable story en route to the Nobel Prize in Chemistry, my students’ anguish on their way to their doctoral thesis, my daughter’s super clean and polished university notes from her math and physics courses, Polanyi’s superb article on “Why our scientific discoveries need to surprise us”, and of course the bureaucrats’ soviet-style ways of imposing rigid milestones and requiring precise outcomes on developing research. All this led me to the following brilliant illustration coming from a most unlikely source. Continue reading

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Canadian universities will not be “occupied”

… at least not by faculty, and assuming that the main trigger for the “Occupy.X” movement is the following –quite eloquent– table. Indeed, I learned recently that Canadian university presidents are not always the highest paid within their institutions, and their VPs are often lower than many faculty on the salary scale, courtesy of the medical and business schools. Market (or is it marketing?) oblige. Continue reading

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